#1 Medium Fade. NO skin.

One would think that if all a guy did all day long was cut hair, then that guy might be able to at least give a decent haircut. I'd like to believe that if I had a few months of haircutting experience under my belt that I would be able to cut someone's hair without that person wanting to stab me to death with a comb afterward. However, the guys here at the barbershop seem to have been recruited less for their hairstyling skills than for their learning disabilities. Yesterday I got a haircut and my head was so fucked up that it looked like a twisted up Rubik's Cube. If I wanted a shitty haircut I would either A) Do it myself for free, or B) Tell them to buzz it all off and save myself 10 minutes. I don't really care what my hair looks like. I'm not trying to sex anybody out here. It's the principle of the thing. There's principalities involved. If I pay a "professional" barber for a haircut, I expect a certain level of quality in return. Granted $4.50 does not buy you a high level of quality, but I feel that what I'm getting is not commensurate with what I'm paying for. I wish I could call the Better Business Bureau, but I think their office got blown up last month.